> > Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses
> >pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the
> >fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses
> >raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe
>and sound.
> > Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly
> >toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the centre of the pond
> >and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the
> >pond and chipped the ball onto the gree n.
> >
> > The third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed out
> >over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced
> >off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof
> >of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drain
> >spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond.
> >
> > On the way to the pond, the ball hit a stone and bounced out over
> >the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very
> >large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his
> >mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew
> >away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and
> >dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup for a hole in one.
> >
> > Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."