So once upon a time there was this manager named Chuck. Now, he was a normal manager until one day someone decided to POOP IN THE SINK. Manager Chuck got an employee and attacked the problem head on. Taking paper towels, he removed said poop and employee helper cleaned out any residue. Both washed their hands until all skin was removed and then they cried a bit.

The end.

People are ridiculous. Who poops in a sink? Seriously! That is just wrong on so many levels. So many. I had to clean it too. Thanks pooperific man. Thank you.

Remind me that I want to be a teacher and get away from cleaning poop and starting movies. You know, all the things I apparently have to do at my current job.

:-\