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One hen
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Two ducks
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Three squawking geese
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Four limerick oysters
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Five corpulent porpoises
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Six pair of Don Alverzo's tweezers
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Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array
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Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
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Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic, old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
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Ten lyrical, spherical diabolical denizens of the deep who hall stall around the corner of the quo of the quay of the quivery, all at the same time.