Stole this from Amber.

If I were a month, I would be May (insert snicker here)
If I were a day of the week, I would be Friday
If I were a time of day, I would be 7:57 (am and pm)
If I were a planet, I would be Saturn. I've always been partial to it ...
If I were a sea animal, I would be a dolphin
If I were a direction, I would be right
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a desk
If I were a historical figure, I would be Andrew Carnegie
If I were a liquid, I would be water
If I were a jewel, I would be ruby
If I were a tree, I would be a chestnut ... we're making a comeback!
If I were a bird, I would be a cardinal
If I were a tool, I would be a saw
If I were a flower, I would be a rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be a sunny day
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a unicorn (male unicorn yo ...)
If I were an instrument, I would be the piano
If I were an animal, I would be a white-tailed deer
If I were a dinosaur, I would be a Raptor
If I were a color, I would be red
If I were an emotion, I would be manic
If I were a sound, I would be a waterfall sound ...
If I were a super hero, I would be Superman (sorry Matt)
If I were an element, I would be wind
If I were a car, I would be 1999 Ford Mustang
If I were a movie, I would be "That Thing You Do!"
If I were a book, I would be Hatchet
If I were a food, I would be a Hershey's Chocolate Bar
If I were a place, I would be at your house ;-)
If I were a Monster, I would be snuffalupagus (sp) :: grins ::
If I were a material, I would be silk
If I were a taste, I would be chocolatey
If I were a scent, I would be winter air before the snow
If I were a word, I would be supercalifragilisticespealidocious
If I were a body part, I would be a finger (no, not THAT one)
If I were a facial expression, I would be a face of surprise
If I were a subject in school, I would be history class
If I were a shape, I would be a circle