I just saw House of Wax and I'm telling all of my loyal blog readers ... DO NOT SEE IT! Don't get me wrong, it's well done and the acting's shortcomings are all from Paris Hilton but oh ... my ... goodness. I cannot even explain how much I wanted to walk out. No, it was not "too scary" for me. It wasn't that scary. It was just filled with needless gore and pointless scenes to get to the next death. It was gruesome. I could not watch that again if I wanted to ... and I don't want to.

I repeat: do not see the film unless you like gore. End of story.

OK, it's 4:40 AM. I think I may go to sleep now. Night!