Today

Today was a busy day with lots of me driving around. It started out with my journey to Kutztown. I went there and was there until 3. That was exciting. Then, I came home. Went to the gym. Worked shoulders for the first time since I've been back at the gym (I'll pay for that tomorrow). After this, I went to get my suit and to visit Laura. That was the first nonstrenuous just enjoyable thing I did. Laura was kind of busy and wound up working much later than she was supposed to. Anyway, I digress. I ate with Gretche ... n ... forgot the "n" ... I ate with Gretchen, Chris M., and Kevin. THEN we went to Kevin's and watched Robin Williams again. Oh, I almost forgot. Kevin and I went after a guy that checked Gretchen out. Gretchen ran ... she should have stuck around to get his number but she's silly ;-) OK, so back to my exciting story. I went home.

Alright, now that THAT is out of the way, time to move on to today's lesson. Class is not something I want to go to for 14 more weeks. BLEH! At least when we're done, Christmas will be right around the corner and then in the spring I'll start professional semester whatever that means.

So John text me while I was at Barnes and Noble visiting Laura. He goes, "Can you switch with me for Sunday night?" Now, I put some thought into this and decided I wanted to hang out with Laura since that is what I decided would be the better decision (gee, what a tough decision there :: gags ::) So I told him that I unfortunately had already made plans. Alas, I am now "forced" to hang out with Laura. ... I will note that this paragraph is filled with sarcasm and if you believe much of it besides the base story, I may have to ... do something not nice that I will figure out later.

So what is more than "awesome" Awemany? Awetons? Awelots and lots? I will have you figure this out and get back to you. OK, now what I really meant to type. I will have TO figure this out and get back to you. PHew, I'm awesome at typing and speaking.

I was watching the Robin Williams thing when suddenly a huge heatwave came over me and I was really hot. I was going to move but I was sitting in a hole so I just dealt with it.

So is comedy the things that are supposed to happen are the things that accidentally happen? Well what I should ask is, "is someone funny if they do things that just happen to be funny or are they only funny if they create a series of words forming a sentence that is funny?" The answer I have decided on ... both. My reasoning is ... if you just say something bad and then move on, it's not funny. If you say something bad and sell it with an awkward pause or shifty eyes ... that's funny. So, I feel less bad about my poor linguistic skills. Btw, just saying, "poor linguistic skills" is a contradiction since it takes a keen linguist to think up such a set of words.

Oye, who reads this thing? Seriously, I just re-read what I've written so far and I was frightened. You are all brave souls. I typed "soles" originally but you do not resemble the bottom of a foot.

On that note, I realise I should stop typing and save you from further anguish. Thanks for reading and have a good one or two or however many you have left.